Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?